Seriously, what the heck.  Since when does Adam get to pass Sacrament?  Be in Ms. Cantafio's class?  Be taller than me? {though that's not as bad as the fact that yesterday I wore Olivia's shoes to school, and they were comfy too}.
  Today he turned TWELVE!
  I remember when I turned twelve, back when everyone had a blog and the U.S. was lucky enough to not be controlled by idiotic liberals...    It seems like such a long time ago, yet still hardly any time at all.  But four years have come and gone, and now it's Adam's turn to leave Primary in the dust.
  No kidding, my bro is cool like none other.  He's smart, he's athletic, he's one heck-of-a-good actor.  He's the only one in my family with green eyes instead of blue, and he can build original Lego sets like any professional architect.  Add his faithful testimony and that sweet personality, and you got to best twelve-year-old the world has ever seen.
  Happy birthday!