As my family got ready to say our nightly prayers, we were having somewhat of a difficult time calming Sophie down.  A little bundle of energy, it is harder for her to get on her knees than run around the whole house twice.
  "Sophie, sit down!" Mom finally told her.
  This time Sophie finally plopped down on her lap.  "Yes sir!"
  We laughed, and mom, shaking her head, corrected her.  "No, I am a ma'am."
  "Oh!  Yes man!"